You Know You Are Preggers When.....

1. There are almost as many noises come out of your bottom as your top.

2. Your brain thinks it is working but seems to be misfiring without you even realizing... like using your remote control as your cell phone.

3. You walk by store windows and wonder if you will ever be able to wear something with a waist again.

4. You wonder why your husband can't understand why frozen yogurt and Pop Chips don't make a balanced meal... hey there is some dairy and a tiny bit of vegetable somewhere in this diet plan.

5. Your overly sensitive sense of smell kicks in. Everyone at the gym has that sweaty 'haven't washed my clothes in 2 workouts smell'...disgusting!

6. Getting dressed is the hardest part of the day... what will fit today?? Bye-bye favorite jeans.

7. Realizing every morning is it's own adventure. Will I be sick? Will I be nauseous? Will I need prune juice? How big will I be when I wake-up?

8. You can't stop wondering about that little miracle growing inside of you. What will he/she look like? Will he/she look like you or your husband/partner? Why does he/she kick all night? Why can't he/she sleep when you are sleeping? Why did you just kick me in the ribs?

9. Your mother keeps asking you to register somewhere... anywhere! What's the big deal? My child will be here for a long time, you can always buy him/her something later on, like a college education!

10. The weeks turn into months and the months turn into years. Why do these 40 weeks feel like the longest weeks of my life? Oh yeah, so I can suffer through, I mean cherish, every moment of being pregnant.